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Sunday, 27 Dec 2009 (Only #Current Affairs)

I saw this story on the BBC News website this morning and thought you should see it too.

Bingo caller told to cut patter
A 75-year-old bingo caller is advised to stop using phrases such as "two fat ladies" for fear of offending his audience.

Here is the link:-
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/em/fr/-/1/hi/england/suffolk/8431483.stm

Here is the transcript in case the link no longer works:-



Bingo caller told to cut 'fat ladies' patter by council

A bingo caller has been advised to stop using phrases such as "two fat ladies" for fear of offending his audience.

John Sayers, who runs charity games in Sudbury, Suffolk, says he was told by a council clerk the traditional bingo call could upset some players.

Mr Sayers said no-one had complained before, but now players moaned his new numbers-only style was boring.

A town council spokeswoman said it was "sad" they had to give the advice but they had to be "politically correct".

The 75-year-old, a member of Sudbury Town Council and former town mayor, said the clerk advised him to cut the traditional comic calls in case the authority found itself facing legal action.

'Tradition of game'

"The concern was that if there might be two large ladies in the audience when I said 'two fat ladies 88' or someone might think I was looking at their legs when I said 'legs 11'," he said.

"I was advised that someone might take offence and we could end up being taken to court."

He added: "No-one had ever complained about being offended. But they moan now they say it's boring. And I think just saying the numbers is boring too.

"I'm obviously not being offensive - just having a bit of fun. It's the tradition of the game and part of our language."

Mr Sayers' use of traditional calls was backed by Rob Hutchinson, who runs onlinebingoclub.co.uk.

"I'm sure any ladies of larger size who go to bingo don't find it insulting but take it in the affectionate spirit in which it's meant," he said.

"What's the alternative, 'two generously proportioned people of either gender?' It's not very snappy."

A council spokeswoman told the East Anglian Daily Times: "In particular with John being a councillor we have to be politically correct."

She added: "It is very sad because it is part of the fun of bingo but unfortunately in today's society people take it literally."



I find myself half-doubting that this story can be true, because it is so incredibly daft. Is it a Christmas joke?

It sounds like this decision was made reluctantly; it was not because of an official's small-mindedness but because of the fear that a small-minded, rubber-lipped PC terrorist might use the rules in place to bring about legal action.

I sob for Britain.

Sunday, 20 Dec 2009 (Only #Current Affairs)

Article on MSN today:-


Celebrity quotes of the week - December 18
Cheryl: 'Devastated for Joe'

"I would be devastated to see Joe lose possibly the best thing that could happen to him in his life. Every aspiring pop star dreams of a No 1 record. It is a beautiful song. He put his heart and soul into every single week of The X Factor and I cannot bear to see him lose out to a mean campaign that has nothing to do with his efforts. If that song, or should I say campaign, by an American group is our Christmas number one, I'll be gutted for him and our charts." Cheryl Cole blasts the campaign to get Rage Against The Manchine's 1992 hit Killing In The Name to number one.



Cheryl Cole and Joe McElderry (ITV)

Click here for the MSN link.

Personally, I find it amusing how Cheryl Cole nee Tweedy is doing a revisionist makeover of her image as the Nice, Kind and Luverly Princess of Pop, who weeps with pride for her proteges etc.

And yet, despite the nurturing, saccharin-sweet, nice-gurl image she gives us on the X-Factor panel, she still seems to want to be sex on legs when it comes to her pop image. One of the most noticeable image disconnects on telly this year must have been when Cheryl did her semi-live performance of her new single, and then rejoined the panel as the Caring, Sharing Fairy Godmother of the Land of Pop.

Raunchiness On A Stick image

Sweetness and Light

Sunday, 25 Oct 2009 (Only #Current Affairs)

I was looking at the Downing Street web site (http://www.number10.gov.uk) today.

Under the heading "Around the Web" I found a link to this Flickr page:-
http://www.flickr.com/photos/downingstreet/4033895803/

Here's the picture:-



Gordon Brown tours Wakefield city centre, after visiting the town hall for a meeting on crime, 22 October 2009, PA copyright.


I think this is a pretty "muscular politics" picture - or maybe is it just plain aggressive? I think Gordon Brown is saying something like, "See you, Jimmy!"

The fellow to Gordon Brown's right looks kind of handy... He seems to be addressing the lady behind them both in a way which has taken her back. It's like he's challenging her - "What are you lookin' at?!"

I also think the shop frontage in the background is poignant: I see a branch of the ill-fated Bradford and Bingley - one of the banks that got flattenned in the aftermath of the credit crunch, following the many year's of Gordon's "No More Boom and Bust" economic stewardship. Perhaps this was the cause of the less-than-at-ease atmosphere that I detect in the photograph.

Useful Reference:-
Bradford & Bingley. (2009, October 11). In Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia. Retrieved 12:31, October 25, 2009, from
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Bradford_%26_Bingley&oldid=319209732

Thursday, 30 Jul 2009 (Only #Current Affairs)

Crestfallen Katie Price mourns the departure of Peter Andre from her life....




Or maybe not.

Actually, here's the article from MSN, which prompted this post:-

Katie Price on hunt for footballers from MSN UK:-

http://entertainment.uk.msn.com//celebrity/news/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=148669278



Katie Price is on the prowl for football stars, with Cristiano Ronaldo and Frank Lampard on her hitlist.

The model - who previously dated Dwight Yorke, the father of her first child Harvey - has revealed that with her marriage to Peter Andre behind her, she fancies 'doing' soccer stars and returning to the Wag circuit.

Asked in an interview with Glamour Magazine whom she had her eyes on, Price - aka Jordan - said: "Ronaldo. There's actually quite a few little footies I'd do. I'd probably go back to Frank Lampard and finish what I started."

The glamour girl was friends with Frank before she hooked up with Andre. The Chelsea star is himself single after recently splitting from Elen Rives, the mum of his two children.

Katie also revealed she had a soft spot for TV talent show guru Simon Cowell in the interview.

Meanwhile she has been hitting the town with her pal Michelle Heaton, the former Liberty X chart star. The pair were celebrating Heaton's 30th birthday with a bar crawl which took in five different bars and clubs at the weekend.



Okay, all I can say at the moment is...

"Eww."

Friday, 4 Apr 2008 (Only #Current Affairs)

It's a shame that Naomi Campbell has come to grief again in another public outspilling of her infamously short fuse.



Naomi bailed after row on plane


But it's all too easy for the general public to regard super models with disdain - those young women who bathe in the limelight, enjoy preferential treatment wherever they go and bank huge incomes, all because of the way they look and walk on the catwalk, propping up clothes that no-one in real life could wear or afford.

It's very easy indeed to criticise them when they abuse their position, treat others with disrespect and generally act as a poor role model.

Really easy.
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